im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
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- 13 year old private school white girl: KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL
- mom: GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKING AWAY THE INTERNET
- *girl gets in car while sobbing as she blogs on her iphone the whole car ride there*
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
- Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me:
- Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
Fucking dead
If you’re able to catch my girlfriend’s attention, you can have her.
I don’t want someone who can be stolen away from me. I want a mature girl who keeps her attention on me and only me. I know she’s gonna come across many beautiful girls/guys, but if she truly cared about me, other girls/guys shouldn’t even be a problem. A girl who can be easily taken away from me, I don’t want. And if you just so happen to be one of those girls/guys who catches her attention aside from me, you can keep her. I don’t want her.
- Me: *sees a mosquito*
- Me: wasup girl?
- Mosquito: *succ me*
- Me: damn girl already? Aight
- Girl & Guy are leaving a club together
- Guy: You'll be walking funny tomorrow ;)
- Girl: Oooh have a big cock do we?
- Guy: No, im going to cut your feet off.
- walking into a white girl at school
- me: sorry
- her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
- walking into a black girl at school
- me: sorry
- her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
- hate to say this but this is accurate
